12 foot kev

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KEV IS NON REFUNDABLE

What beholdeth ones mind.. What allows a creature of this world to invent something like this? Many questions are raised by the introduction of this into the world, have I given birth to it, yes, but which parent ever says their child is ugly, they’re all beautiful to the parent, and as I stand here a proud father and mother, as my eyes catch Kev's, and his smile awakens my soul, I see the most beautiful being to have ever existed. You tower over me as you stand, 12 foot, my goodness, your leg is the size of me. I can lie on you, your arms can wrap around my being, you can engulf me with your Kevness, each time I lay on you my worries are absorbed by your enormous canvas and I can sit on you as I devour my tin of beans. Is this the ultimate piece of the puzzle? The question scientists have been asking for years? Kev appears like a shooting star, and all of a sudden, with it, come the answers. We know it all now, there are no more questions left, Kev is the answer, Kev is the missing link in the equation, the end conclusion to all questions theoretical physics has thrown at us.

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USA DHL Express
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EU Tracked
From €16.99
Ireland
£4.99
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£3.99
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KEV IS NON REFUNDABLE

What beholdeth ones mind.. What allows a creature of this world to invent something like this? Many questions are raised by the introduction of this into the world, have I given birth to it, yes, but which parent ever says their child is ugly, they’re all beautiful to the parent, and as I stand here a proud father and mother, as my eyes catch Kev's, and his smile awakens my soul, I see the most beautiful being to have ever existed. You tower over me as you stand, 12 foot, my goodness, your leg is the size of me. I can lie on you, your arms can wrap around my being, you can engulf me with your Kevness, each time I lay on you my worries are absorbed by your enormous canvas and I can sit on you as I devour my tin of beans. Is this the ultimate piece of the puzzle? The question scientists have been asking for years? Kev appears like a shooting star, and all of a sudden, with it, come the answers. We know it all now, there are no more questions left, Kev is the answer, Kev is the missing link in the equation, the end conclusion to all questions theoretical physics has thrown at us.

PRODUCT-SKU
USA Fedex Economy Tracked
From $18.99
USA DHL Express
From $34.99
EU Tracked
From €16.99
Ireland
£4.99
ASDA Click And Collect
£3.99
SEE ALL DELIVERY OPTIONS SEE ALL DELIVERY OPTIONS

SIZE GUIDE

Please note all conversions are approximate and may vary by label, brand, or personal preference of fit.


PLEASE NOTE: If you are a male looking to purchase a pair of women’s shoes then we recommend you size up from your regular size. For example if you a male UK 7 you would need to buy a women’s size UK 8.

Womens Size Chart
UK US EU
3 5 36
4 6 37
5 7 38
6 8 39
7 9 40
8 10 41
9 11 42
10 12 43
11 13 44
Mens Size Chart
UK US EU
7 8 41
8 9 42
9 10 43
10 11 44
11 12 45
12 13 46
Slipper Size Conversion
SIZE UK US/CA EU
S 3-4 5-6 36-37
M 5-6 7-8 38-39
L 7-8 9-10 40-41